Thursday 10 April 2008

Wise Words Cats and Dogs

Wise Words - Cats

"One cat just leads to another."
Ernest Hemingway

"In a cat’s eyes, all things belong to cats."
English Proverb

"The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer."
Paula Poundstone

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
Faith Resnick

"When the mouse laughs at the cat there’s a hole nearby."
Nigerian Proverb


Wise Words - Dogs

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a pet makes you rich."
Louis Sabin

"The greatest love is a mother’s; then a dog’s; then a sweetheart’s."
Polish Proverb


"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
Robert Benchley


"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
Sue Murphy


"Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats."

Saturday 15 March 2008

Dogs Gallery


Blind Man and his Dog

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.

A passer-by, who had seen everything remarked, "That's very tolerant of you after what he just did."

"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts."

Thursday 13 March 2008

Cats Show



Cats and Dogs

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!